*Are you being served? (according to Google Translate, anyway...)
I'm currently jotting down some thoughts (or at least transcribing of some I jotted down earlier) on Julian Assange and the goings-on of the past couple of days. Here's a little filler post, in the style of a letter to Private Eye, though.
You will no doubt have seen that a Mr Assange has been granted political asylum by Ecuador. As he is clearly related to a certain Mr Humphries, formerly of Grace Brothers, are we to expect him to be serving with equal aplomb in Quito's premier department store, Gracia Hermanos?